Thursday, December 25, 2008

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slang vocabulary

If you follow my blog consistently enough, you'll know that I always try to write in my final notes of the slang words that I learn. Well, today I took the trouble to collect the American slang words that I have learned so far (thoughtfully omitting those already written so as to not have to break the balls to rewrite them).
In bold is the category of meaning that I wanted to give in order to give a logical sense at all. In italics is the floor and right next to a regular there is some more specific meaning. If there is no singnificato, this is in direct reference to or synonymous with the category title. Coloureds, are the terms of everyday use.

VARIOUS
  • jerk - pork, jerk
  • buttface / dickface -
  • asshole douche / douchebag - jerk (a douche is a tool of cylindrical shape containing vinegar and water used by women to clean bottom and disinfect the inside of the genital area)
  • scumbag
  • cockface
  • cunt - negative term to describe the intimate female worst insult you can do to a woman
  • alligator / gator mouth - raccontapalle
  • AK / ass-kisser / brown-noser - leccaculo
MEN WITH UNUSUAL SEXUAL PREFERENCES
  • pussymaster - said politely player, the man seeking the highest number of sexual intercourse, and with some success
  • chubby-chaser - man seeking sex with obese women
  • Beastmaster - man seeking sex with ugly women
motherfuckers
  • MF
  • mofo
  • mofuck
  • motherflicker
  • mother-raper
  • mother-sucker
SHIT
  • shithead
  • piece of shit / pile of shit
  • cowshit
  • bag of shit
exclamations
  • screw you! - Equivalent to fuck you
  • go milk a duck!
IDIOTS and BALLS
  • dick asshole dipshit
  • McFly - from the movie back to the future, Mr. McFly is the idiot loser
  • fart
  • goomer
  • mental midget
  • dumb- ass
  • DA - stands for dumb-ass dumbfuck
HEADS
  • butthead
  • cunthead
  • dickbrain
  • fuckhead
fat people
  • barrel
  • michelin - the mascot of the famous tire
  • tub of lard
  • jelly belly
People with mental disabilities
  • schizo
  • psycho
  • whack
GIRLS EASY
  • whore - pronounced hore
  • slut easy lay easy ride
  • easy stuff
  • hosequeen - from hose, penis
GAY
  • bender
  • fag fagot
  • faggamuffin - in reference to a homosexual color
  • fruit over-ripe fruit
  • - gay seniors
  • pole-smoker - Lett. "Smoking makes the stakes", in reference to the activity of male genital stimulation
  • foxy lady
  • funny man
  • homo
  • three-legged beaver
  • ass-choker - suffocating Job, in reference to ' activities of the individual anal
  • hole filler - stopgap, see above
  • receiver
  • butt slut
LESBIAN
  • carpet-muncher
  • lemon
BISEXUAL
  • switch-hitter
  • bicycle
masturbation
  • to spank the monkey
  • to jerk around / off
  • Milker
  • pencil-squeezer
white person
  • paleface
  • snow
  • grayboy
PEOPLE OF COLOR
  • nigger / neeger / nigga / niggur - the worst insult you can do
  • kaffir - Arabic I
  • unbleached American - end spectacular, one of my favorites in reference to the politically correct term to describe people of color afro-american
  • snowball
  • curlyhead
  • african bee
  • bongo
  • cotton-picker - in reference to the work of slave cotton pickers, often colored
  • eightball - in reference to the 8-ball pool, a black boogie
  • orangutan
  • porch monkey - in reference to the alleged activities of people of color around the time of being perched outside the door
  • gator bait - used especially for children of color
  • choco
  • casper - used to indicate half white and half people of color, in reference to the movie casper the ghost
CAMPAGNOLO
  • redneck - to indicate the "red neck" of the work in the country resulting dall'abbronzatura
  • peckerwood
  • red
JEWS
  • jew / jewie
  • clipdick - to indicate their ritual circumcision
  • snipcock - as above
  • christ-killer
ITALIAN
  • wop - pronounced wap , worst possible insult for an Italian
  • garlic-eater
  • Guido
  • meatball macaroni
  • Taliano
  • pasta-spaghetti-head breath
  • spaghetti-bender

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Christmas

AFS, in its thousands of pre-departure orientation , tells you that you will feel at home because you miss a shred of family ... to be honest we are not a family Christmas in Italy too, do the tree and we exchange gifts, but no more than that. But here are all crazy, two months go by Christmas music on the radio, they fill the houses with lights and various crap.
Yesterday, the day before, I was woken up at 8 ... my father had arrived Christmas! vabbe bullshit aside we exchanged gifts. I received (much to my surprise, I did not expect so heartfelt gifts ... gifts rather than I expected "representative"):
  • a citizen dive watch ($ 500 watch, left us on a salary father, I was speechless, he was satisfied, I do not know how to reciprocate)
  • a multi-purpose tool by brother
  • acdc of a pair of underwear with a big bell on the genital area that says hells bells
  • a cup of starbucks designed with St. Louis, because I had a cup "my" for coffee
  • a pass to a ski slope nearby
decorated for the rest of the morning cleaning house from top to bottom and cooking (I did a sweet butter, marshmellows and rice crispies, fantastic) because the two are friends and relatives arrived. also came diane (Aunt voluntary and big boss of afs), Mike (her husband, David's brother), Linn (Norwegian girl currently hosted by Diane), Rocco (Italian boy previously hosted by Diana), seigret (Dutch girl previously hosted by Diana), Juliana (Brazilian girl previously hosted by Diana), Xavier (English boy previously hosted by Diane). still lots of fun and gifts (large juliana with its Starbucks Card, knowing my addiction).
the evening ends, wine and sleep well prepared for Christmas Day.

today, Christmas, we went from the woman's parents, my host mother in Illinois.
have a house full of crap season, the garden outside, you can not even walk, the neighborhood kids go to play them every year, is an absurd thing I've never seen so many beautiful things.
exchange of gifts and we ate like pigs.

tomorrow back home in Illinois in the junk for a "social fish fry, where you are in the garden with all your friends to eat fried fish.


NOTE:
are aware of a tradition of afs: there is competition all year called "the kiss of nationality", the aim is to be able to kiss the most different nationalities throughout the year. they make a final orientation. Nationality does not mean people: if I go with four German, two Dutch and English 6, I cmq 3 nationalities and can be beaten by someone who goes with only one English, one German, one Dutch and one French, as he has scored 4 nationality. people of the same nationality does not count (the problem does not arise because the only Italian in missouri I never see her)
keep this in mind!

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Errata

The mine is more than 800 feet deep, not 300, as per previous post

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Gallstones And Right Leg Pain

Once you create the routine ...

Many things are new. There were many. But I did my routine about my circle of friends and these things. Okay okay ...
As some may know, I am taking the patent for diving.
Well, this weekend I had a strenuous workout, and now I'm ready for the final exam on Sunday.
first dive on Friday at 18.30, finished at one o'clock at night. Now that I got home I fell asleep and were 3. Immediately following the morning woke up at 5, and with my two hours of sleep directly for the next dive at 6:30, ended at 11. I also almost fell asleep in the water was beautiful, rocked by the bubbles ...
Oh, and I saved a life sisi! Anyways, perhaps I exaggerate, but a gentleman, and something will have had 40 years in the swim of heating (10 tanks that nothing), had a respiratory crisis and went under. I had already finished my tanks and I was off to assemble the cylinder, so I threw, I took, I took it out, I made just a moment of BLS and has recovered. He was great, but you are not submerged and no longer came the next day.
Anyway I'm having too much fun, we are at 5 and the instructor is very nice and very good (even if to "prove" what you get when you end the air, in reply to my stupid question, took me under of 25 feet and I closed the cylinder, laughing like an idiot while I was taken very badly).
Who knows something where I will ask ... but where the hell you dive if there are no lakes and miles and miles away? Well, I'm lucky to immerse myself in a place so cool (that would cost $ 300 entry), the Bonne Terre Mine.
is an old mine, more than 365 feet deep, with crystal clear water, you can easily see up to 100 and more feet (30 meters).
and then it's huge and fun.
We are "privileged" because the director is the owner of our progress.

Tomorrow concert with the Jazz Band at the school. I have a bass solo. I tried to do with the bow of the violin but gave no great results. It is not jazzy.
are also in the Pep-Band yesterday. is the band's difoseria basketball. you party like a dog. play Enter Sandman, Back in Black, My Sharona, mama dont dance and your daddy dont rock n roll ... so handsome.
Today on the bus a girl (and girl) has admitted that fart. What the fuck, a bit 'of honesty finally healthy in this world. From
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