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When the language becomes a problem

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I do not know English from native speakers. All right. I studied the language in Italian schools, where English is normally the time as the hour of religion, need to finish homework or to go to the bar and order an espresso macchiato. All right. And I'm still overly
above average in comparison to the other exchange students I met. I understand everything I'm told, I understand movies and songs (except for rap or hip hop but some things I do not care so why not play). Start
also to write a geography to the accents.
Linn, Norwegian girl who lives with my pseudozia, fluent English. THEIR, Norway, the study in earnest. He also has a perfect accent.
Juliana, a Brazilian girl who has just moved in with my pseudozia, speaks even better English. She has 20 years, and was an exchange student four years ago, and lived with my pseudozia.
At Thanksgiving I have noted that I still have an accent (if not more so marked), and do a little 'hard work to express concepts like "if I were I would grow 8 Bosnian phalanges in rows of 3 with nuances in the shape of a bulldozer amaranth "in less than 10 seconds.
Now, I know that I'm not a genius, but I live quite well in my stupidity. In my own little progress I make. I am satisfied with the work I'm doing. And honestly
Linn is a wonderful girl, is humble, sweet and gentle. Also very nice, but we're not talking about that.
But since I'm an asshole, every time I talk to her, there is always someone who listens to us, so I find myself avoiding them not to make the figure of the fool.
I'm sick of the whole to be more than 10 years could not run the 1000-meter cross country and I was told "do what you can not get the first matter, go out there and play your game, in your little , and rejoice if you can run the 1000 meters, even if you come last. "
I know it's a bad philosophy, but personally, now playing to win. My mother has always had a thousand people to hinder them, but she has always excelled in his profession. Not to mention my father. My sister was naturally become an ass picture and then have the best outcome for all.
With all these examples, I see that I play my game with all my might, but I still finish second.
And here I swear I play to win from now on, I will play or not at all.
I had enough of the victories for myself. I want to be a winner, like my father and my mother.
But beware, do not say that behind the scenes, I will train. I will train to run a casino for those fuckin '1000 m but I will not go in the race until I'm ready to win.

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Thanksgiving

Yesterday Thanksgiving. 300 years ago pilgrims and Native spartan food and culture. Personally, I went home
uncles "rich". First time I saw them, I have correctly presented with a bouquet of flowers for her and a bottle of brandy for her. Public Relations General up to 5.30. Linn, a Norwegian girl, more beautiful than ever, with this black dress that Mammamia. I
Present and family, uncles and all sorts of family friends. More or less 30 people.
We eat and drink. Drinking. Drinking. And ... you drink. They were all logs, moral of the story. Well, it was one of the funniest and most evenings embarrassing of my life.
This sweet lady of about sixty that my proposal to host a foreign student was like "but you know dear, you genius, I would go to for dinner and a night of fire, but I could not live with you, I hate children."
aunt, on the 40in, 20 proved less, beautiful lady, who along with his nephew's girlfriend, a girl of average beauty, made irresistible by a precious black dress tailoring import and spending a few hours from her gay hairdresser Precision maniacal, which together, just in front of me, commenting on my shoulders, my muscle tone and my sexual prowess possible, advancing (positivissime, to my great pleasure) bets.
My host father, made vulnerable by the historical weapon of 'in vino veritas , I did a half-hour speech on how abundant at this point are part of the family that I want it or not, and that forever there will be a place in his heart for a child. And as an adoptive father loves more than himself an adopted child, so he loves me. And maybe not his son, but he likes me as such. Tears and hugs (and wine) below that.
My host mother has instead tried smoking (43 years) and all breaking balls today because he said he felt the taste of smoke in the throat. He spent the rest of the evening to sing with the rest of the parentame "good shit blues," a blues improvisation where a boy, Lauren (the boyfriend of the girl with the white dress), very nice, put all the bad words he could. Bullshit, but so were all laughing like fools logs.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeella party sisi.

Today I went to Abercrombie and got myself a pair of jeans and a shirt, I made a Christmas present. Fighettino I look like a shit. But they told me I have good taste, and then retire to the self-criticism. As long as women like, like me.

NOTE:

• before to compliment a pianist, make sure that is not only a CD to play on an electronic piano to play, making the figure of the last moron noob to understand
• never ask if the boxer guitar hero (my Christmas present for her brother) are in a size larger so that there is no room for the guitar (otherwise cut off from the logos). The contract could be misunderstood and sent to do in this country ..
• The machine gun that Rambo shoots with one hand is a farce, and you can hardly hold it with two
  

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There!

'm petrified. I thought it was a secret CIA. Something more secrets hidden in the bunker area 51. Hoped would be a stupid legend evolved from some paradoxical Kubrick film. But
exist.
Today we were in the bus after school jazz band and I to go out to dinner and see a concert. All together. This saxophonist, also nice, insisted that I sit next to her. Of course.
Well, being so to play and chat, I was there playing with her bracelets.
notice that on the right wrist was one of those rubber bracelets, engraved with "i am saved for my spouse."
I think it's a stupid trendy phrase, as a few years ago there was "de puta mother" but people are not really meant to be a son of a bitch.
And she makes me "you're a virgin, too?" I'll answer with an "eh?" clearly interpretable as if I was queer. " Virtually
explained to me that is part of a sect of virgins who did not loosen until marriage and with the permission of the priest. So I leave you with a couple of new notes.

NOTE:

• not try it with a girl wearing a white rubber bracelet
• i do not give a rat's ass = I do not give a fuck
  

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Sticazzi

$ 62 for the yearbook. Sticazzi! Cmq
Anyways here all great, now I jump school that I went for an identity card. Actually I got a driver's license with an inscription that says "license without a driving license." Basically it is a driver's license without a driving license. I know I'm a genius, I sometimes wonder myself.
Wednesday in the school's Red Cross blood drive, They want students who, for 16 years and older, donate blood. You can choose the time from if you skip, and jump so I do math!
Here is a couple of weeks now that the radio may only spend Christmas songs (and country). The shops are decorated with trees and lights.
Thursday is Thanksgiving! Yay Yay we eat like pigs! (Not too unlike the other day actually ...)
Teh now that I think pretty much just go to school tomorrow and after tomorrow, and tomorrow I do not do shit with the excuse that "I am weak for donating blood." I like it, should do more often ...
In the photo to the yearbook from my face pazzooooo, I have delivered yesterday.
stop wrestling because I know that I'm doing too bad ... but continuous weight room all days and the race. Two hours of weights and running for 4 miles. Anyways I've got
vabbe by not more like writing. Hello, hello dear to the next, and follow my americavventure!

NOTE:

• instead of saying "me too" is really cool to say "so do i"
• never say that the vacuum "sucks" to a gay
• by Jack in the Box to order the ultimate cheeseburger
  

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Conversation on Faccialibro

Marie Charlotte

haha \u200b\u200bokay lets go showering

5:01 am Antonio

u Said That

lets go

oh wait

5:01a m Marie Charlotte

:P

5:01am Antonio

i just took one

5:01a m Marie Charlotte

ohh u have already one?

5:01am Antonio

do u mind if we do it tomorrow morning?

5:01a m Marie Charlotte

nono just this evening :P

5:02am Antonio

mmmm i will be cleaner than now so...

lets go

5:02a m Marie Charlotte

haha

5:02am Antonio

at your house?

5:02a m Marie Charlotte

i don't have a big shower here but maybe we fit

haha

xD

5:03am Antonio

we wont know till we dont try

5:03a m Marie Charlotte

haha right

okay see u in ther shwoer

shower

5:04am Antonio

oook c ya there

i bring the soap ;-)

5:04a m Marie Charlotte

haha i bring the towel

:P

5:05am Antonio

not a big one, i can wrap u up lol

5:05a m Marie Charlotte

hahaha right.. a small one is fine

But

haha \u200b\u200bor really Have To Go .. ;) see u in the shower then

CIAA : D

5:05 am Antonio

hello ;-)

as the song goes: Gooood BLEEEEESSS AMERICAAAA GOOOOOD BLEEEESSS A-MEEE-RI-CAAAAA

even if this girl is Norwegian or something like that. the last time I saw her I remember at night, on a pier of the Lake of the Ozarks, I've literally stripped and thrown into the water with something like 15 degrees, sisi! But the sad thing is that it is the only girl that I currently stripped when they are here so far tiptip

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From the city 'where' the music born

Sorry if I do not put the accents on these but there damn keyboards.
Then, well, well, I am writing from Memphis (Tennessee), the closest 'the blues.
arrive last night - I am the host mother's sister and brother - in the hotel type of CSI crime scene, with rooms all in a row outside, dirty, stinking of smoke and sweat. The mother decides to return the key and look for another place. We find a Best Western near the highway cinquantaqualcosa. Currently I am writing here.
This morning woke up at 9 and we go to the home of Elvis. Graceland. Bella Bella, we also shoot all the museums dedicated to him and away.
second stage of the Gibson factory. Specialized model in the ES (electric-spanish, are those with f on the violin body, hollow body), we make a very interesting history and culture on their construction. Third stage
Downtown. The "slums". Walk on the famous Beale Street, passing through the most famous soul club's history as BB King's blues club, Alfred's, and another tide.
And now back to the hotel to prepare for tomorrow: the day shopping to please the little sister but with a stage due to the Rock n Soul Museum and Sun Records (where the greatest blues artists began their career).
Interestingly, today I really felt a prick. We were about two hundred people in this hotel in the town center to watch five ducks paraded on a red carpet from the fountain in the center of the hall to the elevator, to be escorted to their room. Hilarious. This happens every day at 11 am and 5 pm. They are the Peabody Marching Ducks.

NOTE:

• in a country where 90% of the population and 'color, never seem to wonder if going to Hooters instead of the busty blonde that you expected there is even a African American girl (chicks as charity)
• a Big Ass Beer and 'a glass of beer from 10 ounce
• you can not swim in the Mississippi
• the low-chopper riders, THERE!
• in the bar Coyote Ugly never try to enter under 21 years
• in memphis, ask the ribs bbq sauce, barbecue sauce ribs

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Dear Jack n 'Elvis ... Sorry for the retard

Well dear friends, readers and busybodies in general, this weekend, being off-school until Tuesday for Veterans Day ( nobody knows what it is), I go to Memphis, Tennessee. I'm going to take with
visit to my good friend Elvis, his partner ever Gibson (I go to see the violin) and the inevitable Jack Daniel (guided tour of 2 hours! The distillery).
We'll let you know sisi ...
Sunday I had to go out with the sister of the friend I mentioned in the previous episode, but since I'm away, find another time. No rush, no hurry.
At school the gnoccometro turned in favor of a new girl arrived from the nearby county.
good match with some inspired punk, but not so much as to seem an idiot, just enough to be for real.

We always leave with my ...
NOTE:

• i would rail the shit out of That bitch's ass - I would like to have sex of a violent nature and animal with that cheerful girl
• i would run a train on Those bitches - I would like to have a relationship Group sex with those girls happy, where they are lining up to train and I play the locomotive love
• porch monkey / ninja swamp - jargon to describe a person with a permanent tan
  

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ahahahaha sorry but the title of this post ... Oh well I like a hut vabbe cmq ...
has been a month since I last set foot on this blog and I received some mail asking news ...
Well, it's with great pleasure that I inform you that everything is going (almost) great.
Yesterday I was stolen the phone, I'm pissed off white, I lost all the numbers and photos of a lifetime, but I'll take it philosophically.
Here's what happened in those days ...

Homecoming - The dance was fantastic, more than anything else is all there is the ritual that comes before and after. Children need to take girls in the early afternoon, you do some shots somewhere beautiful and comes to dinner at a restaurant (Italian of course).
At the ball, just come, finally, of course, along with the other football players, were attacked by the girls, who instead of dancing, have the habit of being photographed with children. All.
The girl that I wanted to try was presented to the prom with her boyfriend ... sisi
I danced with another girl the same chick, I'm not complaining ...
At one point, after half an hour we had entered, I take the weight of other guys and lead me to a party. After a few minutes you have more than 900 people, all hiding in the woods and getting the machines in this farm, with a car with his system up to the music.
We're doing the PR for a couple of hours and then we'll go into a shop around a fire with these gnoccone talking allnightlong.
Lovely lovely.

FOOTBALL - After a season with 9 wins and 1 loss, we won the championship of the district and conference. Now we have the playoffs to the state. Incredibly game and also a lot of sisi. As soon as we lose, however, ends the season for us, and I go Wrestling. is very difficult and make you put those overalls members stragay

I miss the ITALIAAAAAAA

I'm starting to learn the American way of thinking. He quite disgusting, are quite selfish ...
where I can have arms like nothing and children can hunt for themselves when they have 11 years.


women - here is a mess because if you do not have the car you have no way to bring them out! I wanted to ask out a sophomore (one second), but I do not have a car because I can not drive, she turns 16 in a month, you can not get out because there is no place to go fuck her
ufff is a bit 'small, but you should see her sisi in the end only a year younger than me.
so now I'm falling back on a baby, senior (last year) asked me to leave. is the sister of a good friend, I do not know what to do ... okok lied, I know what to do.

then the rest live in a very small village now I know almost all the girls are always the same. There is also to say that all are related. here say that normally a guy is related to half of the country, and trumpet the other half. 5 times.

HALLOWEEN - it's like in the movies, the children, from 5.30 to 7, knocking on doors and all the moms give you the candy. But there is a law that you can not dress up and go for the traditional "trick or treat" over dodicianni. absurd ...
party tonight, for those older ones like me

NOTE:

• the "letter jacket" is a typical jacket with leather sleeves with the symbol of the school and the name of the player or student. the "Letters" are medals that are applied to this as a sign of respect. for football, for example, they give you a letter if you are a starter, that is, the owner, if you play 10 quarters or so things